My new couch…

I walked into the store and wanted it instantly.

Nope...can't do it. Hell, I shouldn’t have been shopping at all but I was depressed. What else is a girl to do?

I kept going back to that fucking couch.

Next thing I knew that baby was strapped on the top of the Monster headed for home.

At least I got a deal. I got the guy down to $100.

I got the fucking thing home...now I just can’t figure out how to get Sacha off of it.