I knew it was getting old...

But I didn’t know it would go up in flames…oh but it did.

I knew it had been acting a little slow lately but I thought it was just going to slowly die.

Nah…it caught on fire.

I was heating up a piece of tempura shrimp and no I did not have it on oven…just on “toast the little sucker.”

I went to the bathroom to wash my face and when I walked back out it looked like a BBQ in my toaster oven.

I don’t think I requested that my shrimp be cooked that way… but I could be wrong.

I unplugged it and waited for a few seconds thinking it was just grease and would go out.

No, the little toaster oven was pretty serious about burning itself to death so I reached for the flour and threw a couple of hand fulls in it.

I was amazingly calm through the whole thing. Heh…a fucking mouse runs across my counter top and I scream like my toaster oven is on fire.

Go figure.