tick...tick...tick...

did the blonde in the car in front of me not know what the little stick by the big round thing that you drive something with is?

Hmmm…

I know…the clicking sound and the big purty light tends to throw people off. It’s called a fucking blinker.

You turn your blinker on for me and I am more than willing to let you over...hell…I’ll fucking get out of my car and roll out a god damn red fucking carpet for ya.

If you don’t know what a fucking blinker is and you cut in front of me again…without the purty light on…you got a Rodeo up your ass.

I will include rodeo clowns with this package…for no extra charge.