-$163.53 in my checking account today
After my car being in the shop…huuuu…several fucking times and not having the money to pay shit, I finally hit the point I haven’t been at in years…
Cable almost turned off.
Cell did get turned off…I have to endorse t-mobile they really like the poor. They helped me out.
GWP almost got turned off 3 weeks ago.
Gas almost got turned off.
I don’t even want to look through my mail.
This is called being “in the shit house.”
I cashed in my 401K, which isn’t that much…just enough to save my ass and hopefully enough for someone that claims they are a mechanic to find out what the FUCK is wrong with my car. If I get stranded one more time, I think I might lose my mind.
I’m starting to give up and I don’t like that…but it’s happening.
I have to buck it up…my sister will be here on Friday.
I look at my house and I just think…well…she won’t be able to stand it for more than 10 minutes.
There is only so much lipstick you can put on a pig to try and make it look pruty.
Poor people are a hoot huh?
Cable almost turned off.
Cell did get turned off…I have to endorse t-mobile they really like the poor. They helped me out.
GWP almost got turned off 3 weeks ago.
Gas almost got turned off.
I don’t even want to look through my mail.
This is called being “in the shit house.”
I cashed in my 401K, which isn’t that much…just enough to save my ass and hopefully enough for someone that claims they are a mechanic to find out what the FUCK is wrong with my car. If I get stranded one more time, I think I might lose my mind.
I’m starting to give up and I don’t like that…but it’s happening.
I have to buck it up…my sister will be here on Friday.
I look at my house and I just think…well…she won’t be able to stand it for more than 10 minutes.
There is only so much lipstick you can put on a pig to try and make it look pruty.
Poor people are a hoot huh?
posted by iamfallingfromgrace at 12:16 AM
12 Comments:
Hang in there, babe. Was in the same boat not too long ago. Actually found my account overdrawn the day after my g-damn wedding.
See if the gas and electric people will put you on a yearly budget (they do it here, and it saves a ton of asses)...
And try and smile this weekend.
Hey! We're almost twinkies! $-165.49
Look at the bright side...at least I have a Harley.
ha
Bill pay, baby. Not only is Wells Fargo good for their direct deposit advance, but if you sign up for bill pay, you can schedule (and change) your payments. Call them and upgrade your account, b/c they love their direct deposit customers. You'll get free bill pay. It saved my ass, big time. I was late on bills ALL THE TIME b/c i couldn't face putting the stamp on the bills.
Plus, and I'm dead serious, you are doing our CEO such a HUGE favor by walking Sadie, he will help bail you out. He's a cheating bastard, but he still has a heart of gold. Ironic, isn't it?
And, you know I'm always here to help.
God knows I've been in the same boat as you.
p.s. And this sounds like some Oprah bullshit, say outloud (to the Universe) that you are okay and everything will work out. I'll say it for you too.
"They" say that the only way to get through the bad times is to soldier on.
Oops. p.s.s. If you're available, I'll cover your $15 volunteer charge for this Sunday. THAT, my friend, will bring you good kharma, fo sho.
p.s.s.s....positive thinking really does help. And, if you ever see 11:11 or 12:12 or 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55...MAKE A WISH!
(My comments are battling those of Danna's incessant emails, no???)
Brad...you called me "babe"...it made me smile. Wifey and lil'one to be, are very lucky to have you.
I will smile this weekend, my sister will be here, I can't do anything else. I can't wait to see her.
Billy? -$165.49 and a Harley? I think that's a winning situation.
You have a Harley. Life doesn't get much better than that.
Mandy, Mandy, Mandy...I saw your name and had to step away from the computer to go though my closet. No one really realizes what sits in there closet could benefit someone else.
Thank you for all your help, you have no idea how much you have helped me but I still owe you $7.
We have agreed the ceo is hot, through all his faults but I have a job and Sadie is a bonus.
I couldn't ask for anything more.
CORRECTION. Our CEO is not hot. He's old and fat and his nipples are hard 24/7. But hey, if you think he's hot, have at it. But i warn you, S. Cooper will shank you.
Has she been in prison? Heh.
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