My roommate bought a Hoover...

$150 bucks...P.A.W.S friendly. When I was young my Ma always had "The Hoover".

When I was 7 I put a hole in a fish tank with a chair trying to get my parakeet off of the curtain rod.

5 gallons of water on shag carpet.

I used the Hoover. That baby sucked up 5 gallons of water and I was not electrocuted in the process.

It actually worked after that mass of destruction.

This Hoover...yeah, no.

It's a piece of shit.

It really didn't pick up any thing. It just kind of rolled the dog fur around. It made me doubt my intelligence.

I turned it off and looked to see if I had done something wrong. That's when I saw it.

Are you serious? There is a sticker on it that says "Contact Us. Do not return to the store."

Interesting. There was definitely a "What?" moment. It's brand new.

They just branded their product CRAP and it is.

I ordered a new filter for my Dirt Devil today.

In 5 to 7 days I can vacuum.