I actually got a call back for a job...scary.

He had a ad for artists to design body art. The ad was vague but I applied. Ten minutes later he called me. He wanted female escorts. Just kidding but it would make for a great story.

Anyhoo...The company is looking for designs for ear gauges. He wanted young artists that are semi-know in the art world and have the knowledge of what teens want. I told him I was not know and not a teen. He sent me a link to his website any way. Honey, please.

A sunflower, rose, yin and yang and tribal. That's really cutting edge. Boring. I'm sending a sketch of jagged teeth around the gauge. Some thing that I think says "Go fuck off."

I was a teenager once.