Luminess Air Cosmetics...

Here I was, all fired up about finding a solution to Monster’s slow death…

Fast idle Solenoid
Engine Control Module
Back up fuse – to reboot engine
EVR
DPFE
It’s not the fuel relay switch, by the way.
DLC
DTC/Test leads
Or just some bad air hoses.

Then this beautiful infomercial appears.

A woman can airbrush everything away for the low, low price of $29.99.

WHAT?

I’m thinking Isuzu air valves and women are airbrushing their faces?

No wonder I don’t have a date.