Bob died.

I went to the funeral today.

He was fabulous...I always adored him.

Me in true form made a bunch of crappy jokes...any thing to take away the pain.

Yes, it got worse. My roommate called me as I was driving through Jack n the Box buying him fries.

I hung up on him because it was the wise decision. I have no more fight left in me. So I hung up on him.

Well...he texted me and told me that was "rude"

What part of FUNERAL did he miss?