M told me this joke tonight….
Pinocchio had a problem with his human girlfriend….
They went to the doctor because she was getting splinters in the cooch area. The Doctor said “Try sanding it down before you have sex.”
A month later the Dr. ran into P on the street and asked how things were going with his girlfriend. P said “Who needs a girlfriend.”
I understand the sanding down...but...
Was it the nose or the wood?
We all know that P’s nose grew when he lied…hence my question.
They went to the doctor because she was getting splinters in the cooch area. The Doctor said “Try sanding it down before you have sex.”
A month later the Dr. ran into P on the street and asked how things were going with his girlfriend. P said “Who needs a girlfriend.”
I understand the sanding down...but...
Was it the nose or the wood?
We all know that P’s nose grew when he lied…hence my question.
posted by iamfallingfromgrace at 11:28 PM
2 Comments:
i don't get it.
:(
I should fix that...what I meant... was "wood" as in Pinocchio penis. I seriously doubt that Geppetto would have put such extremities on a puppet...and all I ever heard about was his nose growing.
I thought the joke was funny but my delivery of it sucked.
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