Men can fix cars but not toilets...

Really?

I bought the parts.

My roommate got home and I handed him the parts.

I said "While you are doing this I'm going to take the girls for a walk."

His response: I'll be done in 5 mins.

Me and the girls got back from a 15 min walk.

"Is it fixed?"

He said "Yup...it's fixed."

"Why's the water still running in it?"

He looked at it with me.

He said "The handle is corroded. That's the problem."

He walked away. Was the handle the problem? No.

Did I fix it? Absolutely.

I don't know why men can't fix toilets or clean them but women can.