Fat Burger. This was a fight over smart and stupid.

Am I the smart or the stupid?

1- Location of Fat Burger. I told my roommate the one I knew. He said he found one closer in the heart of Hollywood. Not a good idea at 5:00 on a Friday...but I'll roll with it.

2- He ordered online. He said we could set the time and go pick it up. Okay.

3 - He printed out the directions. I knew in my noggin this is not going to be good.

4- He was bitching about the traffic and trying to go up a hill in my car in 3 gear. Doesn't take a genius to put it in to first. He said it's my car and he's not use to driving a standard. Excise me? He drives it all the time.

5- When we got there I realized where we were. I use to take the bus to the train station down the street. I told him that I knew where we were.

6- We walked in and he asked about the order. It wasn't ready. He was not happy. I said I'm going to walk to the store over there. I came back and he was waiting by the car.

7- We got in the car and when we were pulling out of the parking lot I said "take a left." He said "I can't." Okay.
I asked if he was going to take the block and he said yes. Cool.

8- He missed every block.

9 - He pulled over and put his phone on GPS...or tried. No reception. He tried and tried as his milk shake was melting in my hands. "Robert, I know where we are." He said that his GPS can avoid traffic.

10- I dove the route we were on for YEARS. He wouldn't listen. 45 minutes later we got home. GPS was so wrong and he was wrong. I stopped talking.

I diid't get an apology. All I got was "I trust GPS."

Okay. Welcome to your new best friend.