Thisishowmynightwent….
Come home:
Greet doggies
Let them out
Feed them
Turn on computer
Change clothes
Doggies greet me saying, thanks for the grub
Dogs proceed to run around the house like lunatics
I sit down at computer
Log on
Nope
“Not going to do it” the big metal box says
I shoot the finger at the big metal box’s screen
I try again
Big metal box laughs
Shows me the blue screen of death
I kill it….reboot
Try to log on again
“No, he says…tired”
“Ok you little fucker” I said
I System restore
It yawns
Call Minn and bitch about it
Minn has to go to bed
I call DSL Company
Tests, tests and more tests
Irreparable, unless expensive DSL man comes out
I know I can still get though
I will defeat DSL conspiracy
Man on phone with DSL said one thing, don’t touch mini DSL fuck off box until other DSL warrior, that doesn’t know shit comes out
I touch little black box…thinking fuck you little DSL man
Something is wrong besides line, I know this
Phone works, DSL doesn’t….one more time…phone works DSL doesn’t
DSL line goes though phone line
To simple, doesn’t make sense to India
Call back DSL Company
Automated, I press 0000000000
“I’m sorry you have entered an invalid option”
Me…screaming at automation
“Bitch I want to talk to a semi-living human being!”
Live person…really?
Takes me through ½ the first test DSL dumb ass person did before
I knew it…not DSL line
Bad filter….again….
Why did 1st evil man lie to me?
Give me two hours of thinking I was stupid.
DSL man not know what he does
DSL Woman good…she help India
Ugh...me go out now and pillage for food.
Hungry after DSL war...
Greet doggies
Let them out
Feed them
Turn on computer
Change clothes
Doggies greet me saying, thanks for the grub
Dogs proceed to run around the house like lunatics
I sit down at computer
Log on
Nope
“Not going to do it” the big metal box says
I shoot the finger at the big metal box’s screen
I try again
Big metal box laughs
Shows me the blue screen of death
I kill it….reboot
Try to log on again
“No, he says…tired”
“Ok you little fucker” I said
I System restore
It yawns
Call Minn and bitch about it
Minn has to go to bed
I call DSL Company
Tests, tests and more tests
Irreparable, unless expensive DSL man comes out
I know I can still get though
I will defeat DSL conspiracy
Man on phone with DSL said one thing, don’t touch mini DSL fuck off box until other DSL warrior, that doesn’t know shit comes out
I touch little black box…thinking fuck you little DSL man
Something is wrong besides line, I know this
Phone works, DSL doesn’t….one more time…phone works DSL doesn’t
DSL line goes though phone line
To simple, doesn’t make sense to India
Call back DSL Company
Automated, I press 0000000000
“I’m sorry you have entered an invalid option”
Me…screaming at automation
“Bitch I want to talk to a semi-living human being!”
Live person…really?
Takes me through ½ the first test DSL dumb ass person did before
I knew it…not DSL line
Bad filter….again….
Why did 1st evil man lie to me?
Give me two hours of thinking I was stupid.
DSL man not know what he does
DSL Woman good…she help India
Ugh...me go out now and pillage for food.
Hungry after DSL war...
posted by iamfallingfromgrace at 12:49 AM
4 Comments:
i see it worked. yeah!! i'm sure that didn't take much time huh? i just love talking to people in customer service, ya know, they really seem to love their jobs, and it shows!
Shoot some arrows into the DSL. If it truly has medicine, it will not be hurt. If it has no medicine, it will die...
uggg....
having worked (for far, far too long) in customer service, i have to say that i hate CSR's like that first guy. you know, who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. they make everyone else look bad. glad you ended up with someone on the line who made some sense.
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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